Wednesday, December 20, 2023

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Insert Xmas

printer cartridges. light bulb.
grocery list. finger in mouth,
suck slowly out until it’s just
fingernail. insert between

teeth, far as it goes (haven’t
clipped in a week, at least).
bite. card into machine. take
cash. insert cash into teller’s

hole. insert yourself into your
character. hammer nail for
stocking (don’t hammer tips
of thumbs or fingers). insert

assortment of candy left over
from halloween into hung sock.

Xmas insertion