Pre-Interview Thank You Post
we don’t talk about the gushing
that takes place during. and we
always fail to send off that quickly-
stitched-from-template-post-inter
view heartfelt gratitude. don’t mind
the man behind the curtain (wearing
a suit and a bow-tie made out of said
curtain). he thanks nobody. should
we carry on by carrying this into the
absolutely generic as we walk like pall
bearers out the door? sure, then. make
doctor’s appointment. do that thing you
do for the (ew, let’s not name the actual)
bank. and mail back all the T-Mobile junk.