Thursday, March 07, 2024

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Googling Gatekeepers

I was barely warned of these
etymological tectonics just

yesterday. To our horror,
someone had shot a llama

from a cannon. Up through
the biosphere it went, the

warbling llama. What else
is there to do when sweaters

have a distinct downturn in
the trend-o-sphere and

spittoons are no longer a
dime a dozen? These are

the things that will keep us
up at night for the rest of the

year. Stay tuned next week
for a new generation gap.

John Wayne (spittoon)