Today I rode in the Kentucky Derby.
That lie wasn’t as fantastic as it felt.
But there have been horses. A few
of them. And ghosts of other horses.
What I generally lie about is of no
nevermind. But this I can tell you.
We made it to the Big W before any
of the others. Wait a minute. That
was when I found myself in a movie
full of washed up comedians. To be
forward it was a great success of a
flick. Was it the first of its kind, this
film of assorted nearly dead comedians?
Burt Reynolds just winked at me in real time.