A guest on today’s show is
wearing a sweatshirt that
advertises an “Abortion
Yacht Club” – and she’s just
participated in a comedy
special entitled L’abortion
Variety Hour, subtitled A
Cavalcade of Cooch.
Of which, she, one
of the hosts of said
cavalcade, proclaims:
“It did not disappoint!”
And in such a tone
that not a soul would
have disbelieved her.
“People are woefully
ignorant about how
it all works, so in
order to educate
people we created
giant inflatable
dancing abortion
pills,” she offers,
And in such a tone
that not a soul would
have disbelieved her.
“People are woefully
ignorant about how
it all works, so in
order to educate
people we created
giant inflatable
dancing abortion
pills,” she offers,
as if further proof
were needed.
This is Lizz Winstead
speaking with the host
of Lovett or Leave It,
Jon Lovett (of course),
This is Lizz Winstead
speaking with the host
of Lovett or Leave It,
Jon Lovett (of course),
who is by now my
favorite new obsession
of the year (as in I can’t
miss anything he’s in,
which is hours of stuff
favorite new obsession
of the year (as in I can’t
miss anything he’s in,
which is hours of stuff
most any week).
Lizz is wearing gold-colored
slacks in large square print
plaid with purple stripes.
It’s a minute and a half
into the show during this
morning’s hour and a
half or so of me waking
up before heading to work,
and already (big surprise)
I love it, and am happy
for the rest of the day,
given that there’ll be
plenty more of these
snippets with which
to intersperse it,
livening and happying
each hour as the
workday sideswipes me
a few times until off it goes
disappearing into the distance.
