Hard work is my professional brand.
—paraphrasing Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
I have considerable experience with
post hole diggers; fence building.
Also with putting nubbins of cheese
into mousetraps. I get distracted
quite easily. A mouse and a roach
walk into a tiny coffin-sized hotbox
of a bar and refuse to order drinks,
terrorize the employees and clientele.
When business is at its calmest you
might see me running around like a
chicken with my head cut off. I’ve never
axed a head off of anything, nor wrung
