Wednesday, December 04, 2024

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How To Get Unstuck

Urgently evaluate whether you’ve stepped into
mud, quicksand or swiftly-drying concrete. Either
way, use every ounce of energy until and unless
you’re two-thirds up your calves in whatever

wants you to die there. Before that, attempt
to remove the leg closest to what appears to be
the most solid ground (best if you can note and
utilize the last step you took to get here) and once

it is removed (if so) place it on that spot, by any
means. Before that, however, scream from the top
of your lungs: “Help!” “I’m sinking!” “Quicksand!”
and “I’m dying!” Do not wait for help. While struggling

to survive, pray hard to whatever higher power in
whom or which you might believe, should one exist.

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