Unless you already have one, of course,
or are one, which, in either case, poor
dears, lucky sots, etc. What a dream,
it must be nice. Naivete saved my day,
that’s all I have to say on that subject.
No, actually, I’ve got plenty more to say,
but I’ll not go that long. First, I’ve had the
misfortune of living on a shoestring for
about a decade now while at the same
time having kids come at me calling me
Daddy constantly. And for those uninitiated,
let me just say I do mean constantly. Or you’d
probably be surprised? I learn to live with it.
But worst is the disappointment when each
and every one of these guys learns, as inevitably
they will, that I barely have a dollar to my name.
And what’s the shame in that, you might be a bit
dimwitted to ask. Well, nothing really, except that
you get to be the lucky guy who gets to teach those
from whom you’ve the gumption and the inclination to
garner a modicum of attention some real world
lessons. And trust me, you don’t want to be the one
doing that. And if you do, please send me yr deets
post haste so that I can forward these folks onto you.
