of kink. Don’t I look it?
Don’t give me any sass.
Don’t call me names that
you’d rather I not call you
back. And what if I was?
And what if I am? I do
this job, so therefore I
am. What of it, will you
now disobey what I’m
paid to kindly say to you
in direction? Just try it,
I suppose, I’m much
louder than I look. I’m
proud to be the sole
representative here at
this way station. Even
as when I do what I’m
told I’m not backed up
by any of the other reps,
the cops and the meter
maids, they let me go
my own way, only I’m
just following orders,
and in doing so get
called every name in
the book. Ask me
to rep again next
year, dear, I rather
love such hilarious
and sinister lip.
