Tuesday, June 23, 2026

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Caveat Avant

In light of the news I’ve been
delivering of late, because of
these recent developments
in syntax simulation and

emancipation sybillation,
parenthetical arousal and
invariably dancing around
but not over subject matter,

which often causes twisting
sentences in a whirligig in
such a way to tease the
subject matter out for

only moments at a time,
like curious gophers who
then disappear down into
tunnels that surely wend their

ways into far out labyrinths
that reduce us each to gopher-
like goldfish whose only
experience is a consist

ently cavorting cadence
and swiftly evolving
effervescence, swimming
kaleidoscopically through

all the most vivid colors
with maybe a few unex
pected dips into some
that are dimmer, grayer,

and yet even more
cacaphonous, well,
while I want wish
fully to brim with

stories that play
like recess in a bevy
of childhood brains,
punching a stead

fast staccato of a
tale that smooths
the moods of those
whose memories

of childhood center
around story hour,
imaginations run
wild, and straight

a-plus semesters,
flirting with first-
place bees filled
with spilling letters

to spell words (and
with such eloquence!),
the etymology of which
leads with inevitability

to the most absurd
caverns on language’s
fringes that the now
grown children not

only nostalgically
relive but treat each
open-mouthed moment
leveling up, creating an

ocean of meaning within
musical trills, alongside
intermittent plosives
until the mind’s gophers

have expanded each skull,
finding new ways to sway
simple sentences ever so
subtly into complexly

and perfectly diagrammed
ones that become so true
to intention, filled with such
evolved meaning that a

new authenticity is reached
with each rich sweep
until it’s back to the
cavern for us gophers

to rest up and ready
for the most thoroughly
choreographed utterances
turned revelations that

any of us word nerds
have ever heard.

pick one