Where I am instead is a cold slab of
concrete with a bunch of cars and an
interstate. It’s not the sandwich I
proposed.
Tim, if you’ll check my back pocket,
you’ll find the bread products. Sorry,
they’re half-squeezed into a can of
cheese.
To anyone who wants to throw me
a surprise birthday party, I like lemon
cake. And please bring the dunce
because I hate surprises.
How much for that left-handed cell-
phone? He didn’t show up at Chevy’s.
We must have gotten our wires crossed
or something.
Am I not patient enough? I think I
must’ve forgotten. You’ve got half a
talent to show off. Don’t spend it
all at once.
How much for that left-handed cell-
phone? He didn’t show up at Chevy’s.
We must have gotten our wires crossed
or something.
Am I not patient enough? I think I
must’ve forgotten. You’ve got half a
talent to show off. Don’t spend it
all at once.