Wednesday, June 23, 2010

mcciv

Male Grooming Habits

I’ve had all my WeightWatchers points for the day.
He’s the Norman Bates of poetry.  In Idaho.

Last night after Master & Commando (as he calls it)
we went to Neverland where Ted called me a slut

and David hit me really hard and said when I leave a
message I should include my telephone number.

I think I actually love the fact that he’s a sports fanatic.