Tuesday, August 17, 2010

mccxxxii

Who Got to Heaven?

Dismiss the hurtful and offensive
with those jewels of impertinence.

I made that up to get into heaven.
What a fat bee I am!  The past is

past, though, so I buy a new shirt.
I write it funny because I’m a jerk.

Is this your first time things
happen in huge waves like

last night?  I only jerk when
I’m sad.  How’s that,

wouldn’t it?  Try egg
formation at dusk.

Too bad it’s not
Halloween.

These bees.
These bees.