Who Got to Heaven?
Dismiss the hurtful and offensive
with those jewels of impertinence.
I made that up to get into heaven.
What a fat bee, I am! The past is
past, though, so I buy a new shirt.
I write it funny because I’m a jerk.
Is this your first time things
happen in huge waves like
last night? I only jerk when
I’m sad. How’s that,
wouldn’t it? Try egg
formation at dusk.
Too bad it’s not
Halloween.
These bees.
These bees.
