But I
do like what the cat’s saying to the curtain.
“It’s a revolution at the Pilsner!” [Kisses
boss in public. “Meow.”]
Is it Adam or is it the snake? You, too,
can have a better physique
in two weeks.
“You seem really close is this thing accurate?”
“I’m sorry but my nipples aren’t working.”
Whatever you do,
don’t let his departure ruin your people skills.
