This Company Should
Resume Uptrend
The uptrend continues on huge surge volume.
Walk to polling station wearing a cock-ring
now that you’ve inhaled an extraordinary
amount of poison. Omigod that was an
extraordinary amount
of poison!! Duh!
Don’t you think it’s confusing that we
have to sign our name twice on the
mail-in ballot OR THE BALLOT
WILL NOT BE COUNTED?
And what’s up Daylight Savings Time?
I went to bed three hours ago but now
it’s midnight, I’m up, and Pizza Hut
is on its way.