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California Poem: The Sequel

I am no fan of spoilers, but

here’s one from me to you:
at the end of the season we all
wake up in the shower together
and it slowly dawns us that
this episode is really hot.

Yep. During the season finale,
it slowly dawns on each of us
while we’re lathering and
shampooing and whatnot,
within this racy communal
shower scene, that every
single episode this season—
up until this last one, when

we all hop into the shower 

together, that is—

has been nothing but

one gigantic buzzkill.
It was all just a night-
mare; it was merely
a dream.

I really do apologize.
I just couldn’t help myself.

Please. Continue your
binge-watching. And
have a wonderful afternoon.