Why So Sinful (Simple)
I might hate my guts
(and this is no laughing
manor), but I almost
committed regicide
with a little dearth
the other day. Yes,
Alexander, and, in
Texas
(as in all my
exes live in...)!
No-
body does it better
than Candy by
Robbie Williams
(my rendition,
however). His
rapid fleshless-
ness is excellent,
like Mike when
he counts his
bones.
This
time I really
don’t mean
the boner,
I
promise.
