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Getting Played

The kerfuffle

it was all about?

Happy Grand

pa’s Favorite

National

Holiday

Day! Wow,

bizarre, a

ringing

sensation;

a coil con

nected to a

headset...

Hello,

do you have

Prince Albert

in a can?

Reporting

live from

the top

of the #1

all-time

favorite

laureate’s

head!  On

ly what he

really mean

t to say was

good

morning

it’s five am
I called.