Friday, August 02, 2019

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Rearrangement of the Lyrics of a Song by Lana Del Rey

     You’re fun and you’re wild
     But you don’t know half of the shit you put me through

                                                             —Lana Del Ray

Lana Del Rey can rhyme ‘bitch’
with ‘kids’ and ‘kiss.’ She

also, in the very same song,
sings with the mellifluous

cheese-grater that is her
voice, ‘Your poetry’s

so bad and you blame the
news.’ Even if you aren’t

a poet, I’d venture that is
pretty relatable to most of

you reading this. The name
of the song (or I would call

it a ‘piece,' which is
more a video than a song,

as well), is Norman Fuck-
ing Rockwell
, and in par-

entheses after that are
the words ‘Album Trailer.’

At times, Ms. Del Rey (yes,
I know) is too much for me

to—the word is not appre-
ciate, but—get hyped up about

hearing the song or even the
chanteuse herself sing over and

over for an extended amount of
time. But that certainly does

not mean that I do not have
the utmost respect and

appreciation for what she
does, which is at times

sublime, and more
often revelatory; and for-

tunately often (although
a bit too overdramatized

for my taste) just good
old fashioned fun. I think

that twice in the song
I heard, ‘Goddam man-

child, you fucked me so
good that I almost said

“I love you”.’ Whoever
can’t relate to that probably

has never lived. This is my
sonnet for Lana Del Rey.

Norman Fucking Rockwell