Thursday, October 31, 2019

mmcmxxiv

Smear

Turn on
the tee
vee. W
atch all
the hyp
ocrisy.
Smear
a knife
full of
pean
ut butt
er over
the last
pieces
of the
dark
loaf
from
who
knows
when.
Give
out a
few
span
kings
for Ha
lloween
tricks.
Look d
own the
hallway
at who’s
coming
by for
his tr
eat now
(of all the
times)....
Slam the
door shut.
Call it
a day.

Smear


Tuesday, October 29, 2019

mmcmxxiii

I forget

the plan-

et revolves

around
the sun.

The moon

joins too

soon. A

crow on a

wire is

worth two

on a cell-

phone.

“It ain’t

the plan-

et that’s

dyin’,” says

my Grandma

Hazel in

my head,

“it’s the

roll of a

pair of dice.”

Which

makes

“paradise”

her last

exhalation.

Another

game of

trivia that

the saints

play like

chess

while 

we pond-
er our

next 

move.

Like we
do the

plastic
oceans.


Monday, October 28, 2019

mmcmxxii

Pill Popping Pilferers

Pill popping pilferers often do not
even realize that they are pilferers,
that they have been pilfering. One
of them might come home of an
evening to discover a series of
baubles in her pockets, some twenty
dollar bills and a baby’s pacifier,
and she’s pretty sure she hasn’t been
to one of those Union Square eng-
agement ring / fancy gemstone stores
(“I was hanging in Oakland with
friends last night, right?” she mum-
bles to herself). She knows without
a doubt that she’s been flat broke for
months now and is still surprised by
Jackson’s gigantic head, even though
deep down she knows this is not a recent
development in paper money. Bobble-
headed presidents and statesmen and
women (she wonders for a moment
and then decides no on stateswomen)
and famous inventors (like most of us in
this country, she took American History
and has probably therefore yet to
catch up with the reality, or surreal-
ity, of the things she knows most to
be tried and true). She remembers
that Ed gave her money a few days
ago for a bottle of rum (airport sized,
plastic, so $5 was the grand sum) but
has no idea how she has now been
jinxed with such an inevitably joyous
but also downright scary stroke of luck, 
in that utter lack of remembering way.
And she’d been through similarly
frenzied pocket discoveries where,
in the end, that initial excitement
had been entirely erased. Nope, any
joy from what she’d found in the
bulging depths of her hand-pockets,
it was not pretty, and she winced at
the thought. And as for the baby pacifier,
she placed it immediately in her mouth and
began sucking it loudly, tiny little droplets
coming from her eyes. And she hadn’t
even bothered to wipe the nubbin clean.

baubles


Friday, October 25, 2019

mmcmxxi

Crisis

The bowling alley was drenched.
He stands at the gate of depart-
ure, wondering, Should I stay or
should I go?
The pastel-colored
eggs in the gigantic basket were
misshapen. Suddenly, she rem-
embers the roll of film that she
had dropped into her generous
vodka martini. Poor Ginger has
a strong distaste for ginger (and
also for lemongrass). Chomp-
ing for minutes over the bowl,
knowing he looked like a horse,
he regretted spooning up the
last dregs of soup into his
mouth with greed (for
it was a spoonful of no-
thing but lemongrass,
as it turned out). I am
eternally amazed at how
she does it, those mir-
aculously perfect hot
buns. The District
Attorney melted slow-
ly and sweetly into the
District Superintendent's
lonely mouth (same district).
All of the humans missed the
parade in Area 51 that Monday
afternoon. Gigantic fluorescent
bulbs light the Grand Canyon
tonight. An alternate universe
where Billy Joel is the super-
model. Pillow Talk, starring
Doris Day and Dale Evans.
The starship Enterprise crash-
lands on the planet Tatooine.

Crisis


Tuesday, October 22, 2019

mmcmxx

How much longer are you gonna be here?
                                        —Kris Jenner

I do not watch television.
I guess what I really mean
is I watch tv quite rarely.
These days, anyway.

This was not always the
case. I turned the te-
levision off for about
ten years around 2000
(the year that I moved
to San Francisco, as it
turns out). Because it
was all Reality TV, Who
Wants to Be A Money
Money Money Money
,
American Idol. Even
Lost looked like a cross
between a soap opera
and Survivor to me.
To me, television
was filled with no-
thing but total trash.

Then, about a decade
later, with a huge new
television, and a room-
mate who watched it
(at least Nick at Nite
and the Cartoon Net-
work) I’d occasion-
ally watch TV.

During that decade
plus, I got used to
enjoying shows I
never watched but
learned to love. It
was a couple thing,
it seems, upon re-
flection.

Soon, network shows
exploded on the internet.
That’s how i look at it, any-
way. Suddenly, after bingeing
on Mad Men and Damages,
watching TV was not synony-
mous with having a lobotomy,
or at least having one’s
intelligence (should one
have it) insulted.

These days there’s Netflix
and Hulu and Amazon and
CBS (Yes, CBS has been
around forever, but that
is a network to which I’d
certainly subscribe, were the
extra money necessary to
do so at my disaposal.
Should I add only
because of the
new Star Trek?).
Even HBO
seems
a must
again,
just

to
keep
up with
pop culture.
And there are
so many good shows.
When Meryl Streep
appears on a weekly
drama, you know
the world has
changed.

So why am I
writing this
poem sitting
here in my
friends’ hotel
room (We happen
to be watching
The Kardashians.

It’s my first
time, it seems nec-
essary to add.)? I
feel old as I try not to
listen to what they are
saying on the monster set
in front of the cushy hotel
couch upon which I am sitting.

And uncomfortable
and embarrassed
as the world moves
away from me.

queers against capitalism


Sunday, October 20, 2019

mmcmxix

Second in a Pair of Poems Found in
a 2017 Leatherbound Calendar
Picked Up on a SOMA Sidewalk:

THE PRESIDENTS BUSH

If If There's angel

Friday, October 18, 2019

mmcmxviii

Found Love Poem

Found Love Poem




































spider spider


mmcmxvii

Ted and the Giant Pumpkin Book

I am an extrovert
who has social
anxiety. It is to
be expected. I
am a Gemini.

It is said that
dogs yawn
uncontroll-
ably when
they are

anxious.
I gleaned
this striking
tidbit from
a Ted Talk

given by a
man named
Jon Ronson.
Jon read the
entire DSM

(which is the
now larger
than ever
manual filled
with a list of

the descriptions
of the 374
purported
mental dis-
orders) 

to discover 
that amongst 
his own were
generalized
anxiety 

disorder,
nightmare dis-
order, in which
he has recurrent
dreams of being

chased by
creatures where-
ver he goes
who constantly
tell him that he

is a failure.
And he suffers
from malingering,
which, accord-
ing to Psychology

Today
, (accord-
ing to Google)
is “the purp-
oseful production
of falsely

exaggerated
physical and/
or psycholog-
ical syptoms
with the goal

of receiving
a reward.” I
am about a
third of the
way through

this Ted Talk
on YouTube
and I’ve already
received quite
the reward.

I linger long
enough to hear
how Jon met
with a Scient-
ologist (because

of course he
wanted to meet
up with a critic of
psychiatry), a man
named Brian,

who he asked
“Can you prove
to me that psy-
chiatry is a
pseudo-science?”

to which Brian
said “Yes, let me
introduce you
to Tony,” who,
as it turns out

is in Broadmoor,
which used to be
known as The
Asylum for
the Critically

Insane. That
is as far as I
have gotten.
I took a break
to write you

this quick note
about our trip
to the Pumpkin
Patch (which
you like to call

The Funny Farm).
We will take off
at 5 in the morn-
ing. Dress warmly,
in layers. There

may be a bit of
sun; be sure to
wear a cap or
something.
And we can

grab lunch at
Half Moon Bay
on the way back
up, and be home
by around 6pm.

Sound good?
I know that I
suffer from de-
pression. And
lately I have be-

gun to think
that I have a
set of imaginary
friends. Well,
lately? Act-

ually, I’ve had
them pretty much
as far back as I
remember. In
fact, that reminds

me, I must call
my friend Jim
this afternoon.
Anyway, I look
forward to see-

ing you this Sat-
urday. No negative
talk, remember?
The glass is al-
ways half full!

in solidarity


Wednesday, October 16, 2019

mmcmxvi

Diaspora

     Sometimes you want to believe people are something that they are not. By the time you
     realize who they are, it’s too late.

                                                                                    —Storm from X-Men

What’s the matter,
did a cactus get
your tongue?


I could tell by the
tone of his voice
that he was having

a problem parsing
the package. He
went on with his

story, Anyway,
I could tell that
he had a little

sugar in his
trunk.
At this
point I am caught

between a laugh
and what’s the
matter did a cactus

get my tongue.
Salty Wednesdays.
Groups full ot tears

and sarcasm (large
meetings, reparation,
recreation, rumination,

graduation). I won!
shouted the man at
the cash register.

We were at the
corner store. I
knew Mr. Corner.

As the winner
walked out the
door I said, Hey,

Tony, another
wiener, eh?

I cringed as

if I were the
one that was
cringeworthy.

Rama lama
ding dong
,
Tony said,

unable to
discontinue
laughing,

ha ha ha
Rama...ha
ha ha lama..
.

etc. Happy
Humpday!

says my

gabby
comp-
anion

to nobody
and every-
body at the

same time
(it was just
the three of

us in the
store by
now, but

you could
still hear
the winner

howling his
way down
the street,

heading in
the direction
of what was

once my home
away from
home...)....

home away from home


Monday, October 14, 2019

mmcmxv

Rewritten Arkansas

     You only have the right to piss in the fountain
     If you are beautiful.
                                               —Jack Spicer

Yesterday I did not
encounter any fount-
ains. That is not true.

My youth is enshrined
within the hope for
a future; I scan the

hustle and bustle
around me at any
particular moment

until I spot the one
hustler and bustler
who brings a little

tingle up my spine.
The hustlers at
Union Square, no

different than the
bustlers at the
Metreon Target

or, I walk all
the way to
Pier 39

(always
loving to
play the

tourist;
like the
hustler

I believe
I am not,
nor never

could be,
even I know
where to find

the best catch!)
until I spot
The One.

My work has
just begun.
I am enshrined

within the twill
(or the tulle)
of the until.

’Twill happen
one day,
this until.

Like Ponce
de Leon
searching

for, and be-
lieving he
had found,

he had “dis-
covered” (as
we “learned”

in junior
high school;
the class:

Arkansas
History)
the glorious

Fountain of
Youth, his
life-long dream,

in Hot Springs,
Arkansas.
De Leon,

the discoverer
of Arkansas,
The Natural

State, that
great home-
base of my

imagination,
the wondrous
Land of Oppor-

tunity. And
also, as a side-
note, the home of

the “Chocktaw,
Chickasaw,
Cherokee,

Creek...and
sometimes
Sioux.”

and sometimes Sioux


Friday, October 04, 2019

mmcmxiv

Aftership

Take note
of the date
of birth (the
infant squeals).

This could
just be a
case of
queer love

at the cele-
brity divide,
he joked to
himself. Be-

ing himself,
he joked, a
lover, not a
fighter. He

joked. Put
the kibosh
(he did) on
hallucino-

genics be-
cause of
the scream-
ing angels.

Always,
the ang-
els, scr-
eaming!

At last, be-
ing once
a sheep,
the word

he felt was
reborn. The
scorn I feel
is the waste

of time
it took
to get
here.

Aftership