you’re wearing sainthood so well!
and you’re lookin’ pretty smooth
yourself.
but i don’t feel silky. like, at all.
you mean like a marshmallow?
hey. that’s a peanut butter cup to you,
mister.
well aren’t you the persnickety
whippersnapper all of a sudden.
that is correct, sir.
no worries, then.
there never are any, sir.
like a thicc marshmallow smoothie
that no matter how hard you suck
you can’t even get a taste for like
30 minutes.
that’s right. you’re no dummy.
but ... my marshmallow has
the memory of a goldfish.
i guess that’s relatable.
let’s be real, though. you’re
absolutely right. 30 minutes
is just not enough.
you …
it needs to be unsuckable
for at least an hour and a half.
you are so totally …
i am just an icon smoothie!
you’re so s&m!
whoopsie! but i was singing.
it’s not exactly.... hmp. i bet you
own an actual leather whip that’s
twice as tall as you!
at present, i am not so sure.
kapow!
snap!
but that’s not really the point,
is it?
splash dunk!
sizzle-izzle!
ka-chonk!
why don’t we take this whoopsie
kapow sizzle into the…
anyway, are we finished now?
but we’re on fire!
i may never have been in on
the joke, anyway. in fact,
maybe …
aw come on! that doesn’t mean
that we need to be unsuckable
for an hour and a half!
maybe …
or what am i not getting?
maybe the joke’s always been
on me.
well.
i mean …
i still love jaden’s new song, though.
sigh. but i can only think of willow.
excuse me? i’m still having a funny attack
over here.
maybe there wasn’t a joke after all.
well aren’t you just a hot slice of scruff ...
stuck in a smoothie generation, no less.
who thinks he’s the butt of every joke.
don’t i know it!
and there are a lot of joke butts out there.
let’s be real.
in reality …
in reality, we are all just stuck inside of an
excruciatingly long, tedious novel about
the one who gets the spotlight …
vs. the one who doesn’t.
you’re ever the
broken record, bub.
you know, sometimes you really get me.
uh huh.
didn’t you suggest a …
kapow!
uh huh.
now you’re talking. i mean.
well. you always talk.
uh huh.
but that will always be my favorite
hit! who’s got the handcuffs?!
what, it’s the apocalypse already?
not sure. but i definitely
know where you can get a
pair of ’em.
and i’m sure it’s a basement bargain,
to boot!
[rimshot. darkness. apocalypse.]
i still love jaden’s new song, though.
sigh. but i can only think of willow.
excuse me? i’m still having a funny attack
over here.
maybe there wasn’t a joke after all.
well aren’t you just a hot slice of scruff ...
stuck in a smoothie generation, no less.
who thinks he’s the butt of every joke.
don’t i know it!
and there are a lot of joke butts out there.
let’s be real.
in reality …
in reality, we are all just stuck inside of an
excruciatingly long, tedious novel about
the one who gets the spotlight …
vs. the one who doesn’t.
you’re ever the
broken record, bub.
you know, sometimes you really get me.
uh huh.
didn’t you suggest a …
kapow!
uh huh.
now you’re talking. i mean.
well. you always talk.
uh huh.
but that will always be my favorite
hit! who’s got the handcuffs?!
what, it’s the apocalypse already?
not sure. but i definitely
know where you can get a
pair of ’em.
and i’m sure it’s a basement bargain,
to boot!
[rimshot. darkness. apocalypse.]
