This nation’s investigating committee has a big fat
question: Are you trying to go the whole day with
out e-mail? Our top political associates, probably the
best babes in their fields, are acutely aware that non
sense makes the world go round. Last month’s re
port by The United Jingle of Wildebeests places the
sole responsibility on members of our own families.
I don’t like where this one is going. I’d rather watch
all of the French point toward high-level Syrian data
and fire-breathing dragons. We’ve got bacon here!
The nature of this dictatorship is such that some people
get to live. A nice concept, bringing about dancing
and woo-hoo. All of the available evidence that guilty
parties aren’t always the most booty-shaking parties.
