While elite schoolkids compare nicely with
those in the ragtag anterooms, each ’em aunt’s
transformed much of Europe into Iceland.
Were you super naughty? Of course I
were. A second myth: that of America’s
pickpockets and its glandular malevolence
overriding nighttime states full of canyons
and waterfalls. A most recent poll taken by
the National Weather Service shows homo-
genous societies mixing nicely with those in
the upper reaches of—not true! Immigration
of xenophobes always makes for better
breadmaking, reviews favourably to those
broads abroad. And this is also true.
