Slide the “O” of your lovely lips over my
Pretty boy mouth and
I promise, just for you, I’ll
Defy gravity—but then (thanks to me & my magical pal. Oops!) nearly
Every villain in the multiverse bedazzlingly appears as our universes collide—but I’ll
Right every wrong, delivering death-defying knock-out bursts at the last
Minute to the likes of Mysterio, Green Goblin, Sandman, Electro
And Paul Giamatti, etc.
Never fear, the Spider-Men are here! Oh, you may have
Noticed that I didn’t mention Doc
Ock.
Well, what would you have me say?
After all, I haven’t even seen the film. It’s been
Years, in fact, since I’ve even sat in a cinema that isn’t my
Home (which, thankfully, at least now I have).
Oh, there’ve been many a time when I have so intensely craved the
Movie Experience, in a true cinema. In the
End, though, we must roll with the punches.
Never fear, the Spider-Men are here! Oh, you may have
Noticed that I didn’t mention Doc
Ock.
Well, what would you have me say?
After all, I haven’t even seen the film. It’s been
Years, in fact, since I’ve even sat in a cinema that isn’t my
Home (which, thankfully, at least now I have).
Oh, there’ve been many a time when I have so intensely craved the
Movie Experience, in a true cinema. In the
End, though, we must roll with the punches.
