she’s weird but has some
awesome cool presentation quirks
and especially her elocution: four stars
was that too clinical?
judge: it’s her fault.
witness: it appears that your boyfriend is sleeeping.
judge: only three e’s?
i don’t recall
judge: the defendant will yield the floor to the ticking rock
witness: [the notes each go down a notch] it’s tock, your honor not rock –
parents: go directly to jail
defendant: but paaarents. the beeeeech?!
parents: you look familiar
defendant: disgusting! [and after a short pause] do you have any meth?
girlfriend, driving pick-up truck into the courtroom: uh, you should know.
*only you can know the subtitle, which is: (tickittytockitty)
