i’ve got a secret,
in fact, i’ve got
five, or therea
bouts, but i’m
not even going
to give you a
hint. so why
would i even
mention this?
juvenile, you’d
say. but, oh,
yeah. is it be
cause they are
to be revealed
in the following
order, come
what may? the
first one on mon
day; the second
one on ... wait,
how many secrets
did i have to begin
with? there’s the
blob, there’s the
toy’s grin, there’s
the barrage of har
bingers, but that’s
only, well, count
them yourself.
can’t give any
thing away just
yet, can i? oh,
but i could. yet
if i stand at three
and i mentioned
five, then what,
pray tell, are
the other two?
why, the binge
ants and the
microneck pit
with the double
hut, that's what.
an egret stance
in advance of
the cub ordination
for club morgue
relations, for hub
snort mutations,
ah, these dirty
hut, that's what.
an egret stance
in advance of
the cub ordination
for club morgue
relations, for hub
snort mutations,
ah, these dirty
hints are so
much better
than the sec
rets that’ll soon