god said
“adam” and he (god/adam) was
randy. and the evening and the morning were a horny
day. “del, you’re
effusively blasphemous,” god said, to
no
one, in particular.
”finally,” thought del, who despised
eden eternally (endlessly).
“del,” queried adam, “are you taken?”
“endlessly (eternally),” said the stout, egg-headed, red-faced
nubbin of an elder man.
