Unfair
Some days no
sense of humor
isn’t fair. Isn’t
going to be a
fair day. Not
fair. Mom says
life isn’t fair.
Don’t cry. Do
not cry, though.
Some things
are fair. Like
deep fried Oreo
cookies? Deep
fried butter? Oh,
you’re not fair,
at all. You’re
not even the
least bit funny.