Leftover Salad of Unidentifiable Ingredients
Hi. PHP is an acronym for Partial Hospitalization
Program over there at Zuckerberg, where doctors
removed my black hole last March. A 3rd pitcher
of milk has vanished. The ceiling above the work
space wherein we held our offsite retreat was held
in place by numerous pillars of lemons. Promptly
at 11:30am, we were served a lunch of fettuccine
alfredo. It’s a good thing I wore a girdle. Our
employees are our strategic growth and our office
space is as redundant as this convention center.
Within the building’s exterior was built a behemoth
that was clearly inspired by the Parthenon, inside of
which we were now enjoying our future heart-attacks.
I say when life gives you lemons, slurp fettuccini.
