Sunday, July 06, 2025

mmmmdcclv

It was cold war

last night.  Today, it’s a
nightmare of humidity.
Defenseless pigeons
swing around the

prison bars outside
shop windows in the not-
so-fancy parts of the city.
Earth to Pants, come in

Pants!
whose genitals are
nearly frozen.  Humans,
defenseless to weather’s
extremes, freeze and then

melt on the slick sidewalks,
are buttered, over-easy.

scramble from Black Bear Diner