I repeat I want my life out of here
—John Ashbery
Talk about a real life saver!
So, I lost the switcher, that
thing that changes the chan
nel. Does this happen to
you? You get up, walk to
the bathroom, do whatever
you do there, take a shower,
etc. Then you come back to
the living room, take a seat on
your favorite cushion, then dit dit
dit dit. You’ve sat on the switch.
The switcher. The channel changer.
And then you just wish you had
one of those for your life.
