Thursday, October 30, 2025

mmmmdccclxxi

Calling All Cads!

Lovely goners.  Is
n’t a schtick, I pro
mise.  Did u read 
my mind?  Of course 

u read my mind.  No, 
no, I don’t mind the
girlish figure, nor that
you’re a femboy.

Huh?  More like a 
brooding, young,
attractive, slim
male “Femboy,”


he wrote.  
“Femboy,”
thought I.  They may 
be, in time.  Thoughts
come from nowhere

just so they can 
rob the senses blind.
But your
’e a super-
sleuth with X-Man 

powers.  Uh, oh!
Rosboy’s back
on his horse.
Boy, Hoss of

Bonanza?  Hoss
of Dan (like Tony
Danza), father of 
Dirk.  Both played 

blockheads.   And
at hair loss.  The
most distinct defin
itions of longstand

ing words, twisted
by the newest gen
eration into what 
Dad would call

squirrely or 
warped.