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I Remember Tomorrow

I remember tomorrow
is the deadline for som

ething terribly important,
like a wedding or fleeing

the country. Maybe an
armed robbery, I can’t
remember. Did I get
invited to an orgy?

Well, that couldn’t be
it. Perhaps I was to
jump off a tall bridge.
But that would be silly.

I’m sure there was some
thing quite important that
I was scheduled to do to
morrow. Maybe I was

supposed to start my
stand-up comedy car
eer. That could be it,
but I don’t remember

any of the jokes I was
going to tell. Maybe I
was to do some garden
ing. But I don’t have a

garden. Oh, the lottery?
I don’t gamble. I guess
I remember what I’m sup
posed to do tomorrow as

much as I remember what
I did yesterday. Which is
frustrating on the one hand,
and a bit of a relief on the

other. Maybe not remember
ing isn’t so bad after all. If
anyone else decides this to be
true, please kindly remind me

tomorrow.