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I Remember Tomorrow

I remember tomorrow
is the deadline for som

ething terribly important,
like a wedding or fleeing

the country.  Maybe an
armed robbery, I can’t
remember.  Did I get
invited to an orgy?

Well, that couldn’t be
it.  Perhaps I was to
jump off a tall bridge.
But that would be silly.

I’m sure there was some
thing quite important that
I was scheduled to do to
morrow.  Maybe I was

supposed to start my
stand-up comedy car
eer.  That could be it,
but I don’t remember

any of the jokes I was
going to tell.  Maybe I
was to do some garden
ing.  But I don’t have a

garden.  Oh, the lottery?
I don’t gamble.  I guess
I remember what I’m sup
posed to do tomorrow as

much as I remember what
I did yesterday.  Which is
frustrating on the one hand,
and a bit of a relief on the

other.  Maybe not remember
ing isn’t so bad after all.  If
anyone else decides this to be
true, please kindly remind me

tomorrow.