Everything You Need to Know
Together, we are in Arkansas. Us
People, there are only
7 of us—us
People, we are
High as kites, as the sayings
Go, but
Tonight “High” means
Shit-kicking fantastic.
Okay? Have
I mentioned that we are in
Arkansas? It’s
true. It ain’t
Detroit. Dig
Intended. Anyway,
I
May or may not be inebriated on actual recreational imbibery,
but
I am high, feeling
Better than
Usual, better
Almost
Than ever. So
I want this feeling to last for a while. And this is no diabolical
Me to you, but who wouldn’t want
It, this fabulous feeling, to last forever and a
Day? Listening to
Sofi Tucker Throw Some Ass,
Having quite literally the best time I can remember in,
Oh, how embarrassing it is, it’s been well over a decade
and a
Half. By now I’m
laughing out loud
At my general lack of a timely dilemma.
Hail, Mary, Mother of God,
How Wonderful We Can Mean Things When
We Say Hello, Hi, High!
