mmmmmxcv

Mermen of Pressure

Oh, he meant pleasure.
Mermaid massages.
Oohses and Ahhses.
Merman in heat.  Gawd,

that would be neat.
Hair got a permanent.
[Intimate sperm interlude.]
Mormons being sinners, 

quick, what’s your pleasure?
Have you yet measured?
It can still pleasure.
Mars Bars or Mom sweets?

Psh!  Chocolate wuss dandies.
Don’t get so pushy, dear.
It is not the fear I’m afraid
of.  Mushrooms cause

fissures.  Yeah,
go figure.