Thursday, July 30, 2026

mmmmmxliv

 duck butts at one-eighty

 so, if i say the
 eighties
, and then you say, yeah, the
 eighties
, around what year, at what precise
 decade might we be
 lingering as we
 initiate the most searing stare-downs. oh,
 nevermind, president alfred e
gag me with a spoon, man” neuman.

duck-butt alert