doing the door math
(who’s so welcome he
knocked it right down?)
here’s a few hank’rin’
words dot com for a day
spent hunkerin’ down low—
some door-downin’ hunk
shows up at this so-called
chronic coffin all right-izm
chronic coffin all right-izm
wrong-izm right? it’s a day so
super & the pan dim lucky’s
been done gone (or so mouths
sez i hears), and you in a big-
heaved yell over a helluva
stretch of land, says H
OW many more can you
be here? and don’t just
OW many more can you
be here? and don’t just
glare say the DAYS strung
out right down to the knock-
knock-knock in my ears
pult so into this door of
knock-knock in my ears
pult so into this door of
you, plumb now till ya
pound down its fleur de lis
points to the pure-dee ground
so who sits all prettily shuts
my lips and moves his
pouts out down to the
cliff to the other big end
of a suez canal where we
live we’re alive but we’re
on the wrong side of hell
stay alive says the curtain
as it goes up & up just as
my lips and moves his
pouts out down to the
cliff to the other big end
of a suez canal where we
live we’re alive but we’re
on the wrong side of hell
stay alive says the curtain
as it goes up & up just as
certain times coattails
drown pine cones in cups
i’m down to square down
to all that’s a’wedded
right here, oh how m
uch more used knots
are to spare me the
glib ‘ready ribbed
everywhere becuz
when’s you gonna
cum? they all ask
every day and to
me little me when’s
the day? when’s
the day? well you
henny hen hens just
you wait you dears
are to spare me the
glib ‘ready ribbed
everywhere becuz
when’s you gonna
cum? they all ask
every day and to
me little me when’s
the day? when’s
the day? well you
henny hen hens just
you wait you dears
can’t ya see he’s a’comin’
he’s a’comin’ yes sir i’ve
been set real free as i told
you before he’s my hunny-
hunny-bee. that i do well
declare (a big ditto from
the dark) oh so please
woncha please why yes
if ya care will ya fly if
you could just this one
more july oh with two
more july oh with two
or three advil (or four)
til the devil’s own
june once or so
we’ll around
we’ll around
round the bend
in a diabetic lump
clump of pills in
our hands, poor
hands run the
stairs all the
way to the door
what a ham-
footed ham
holy hell holy
damn nah it’s
holy toledo and
we’ll boogie
til the birds
of the disco
do their rhyme
chill their chirp
shrill their trill
and who’ll care
what the hell when
the car squeaks around
all the way up the bluff
which upon lives a man
hear the car shimmy up
hear the door’s big kathunk
which is no car door no this
here thunk’s up a chunk up
there on that floor just a
like it’s at us as we’re down
til the devil’s own
june once or so
we’ll around
we’ll around
round the bend
in a diabetic lump
clump of pills in
our hands, poor
hands run the
stairs all the
way to the door
what a ham-
footed ham
holy hell holy
damn nah it’s
holy toledo and
we’ll boogie
til the birds
of the disco
do their rhyme
chill their chirp
shrill their trill
and who’ll care
what the hell when
the car squeaks around
all the way up the bluff
which upon lives a man
hear the car shimmy up
hear the door’s big kathunk
which is no car door no this
here thunk’s up a chunk up
there on that floor just a
like it’s at us as we’re down
on all eight (that’s two sco
res of dunka-dunk dunk
dunka-dunk) and no less th
an it is and what’s more it
is four. yes a four that’ll
guess at the who or the
what (it’s absurdly a whom,
what (it’s absurdly a whom,
as you knew), say, what’s that
kaboom down it fell what a dear
that’s the door says the man
what it is that he means
that’s my man that’s my
man what he’s made out of
me? when that fist hissed the
door whooshed and yes,
it’s a hit that he made me
my hitman he banged and
it whumped to the floor!