Brand recognition is your best ass,
or so I hear, and can put your assets
indelibly in the minds of all of those
who glare upon it. I’m no dangerous
liaison, I do this for a living. To liaise
is to engage and can make for strange
bedfellows. The light in the attic is the
last one that goes off in my building. I
live and work there. But I stay clean and
can cut my own hair. Everybody’s a penny-
pincher in this day and age: the age letting
go of all of the pennies. The channel that is
still on when the light in the attic dims. How
much are you willing to spend on the lederhosen?