mmmmmcl

hungry a little?

try

heavy

effing

whining if you’re

hungry.

or.

live a little!

eat the whole damned thing!

eat the entire whopping extravagance.  and

not just one serving.  no.  instead, nosh to your heart’s desire until the

crack of dawn.  and pay no heed
how your limbs begin to pop perpendicular to your gut.  have patience.  as
i swing my
legs and arms like so, watch
as my mouth becomes like a 
dump truck 

and takes big honking bite after bite out of this fancy dish!