(i know this guy, he’s got nice tools)
need some time to decompress? life’s
upheaval of your pieces parts
taking its toll?
say no more. rush on over to
atop my bed right
now and you’ll soon find your weary,
devoured, devalued circuitry
brought back to
outstanding, pitch-perfect synchronicity. your
life’s zing will sing with such a pitch-perfect ring
that you’ll feel seventeen again. while
supplies last. prices vary. call a doctor pronto if you experience any bad vibes.
